Date:	2005-10-22 23:07
Subject:	Wow!
Security:	Public
Mood:	grumpy

My life is so great! Made Jacob work until 1am on Friday/Saturday, and got to hang out with him at 3am. Only person besides Dan (who has to pick me up) that likes to waste early morning time with me, with no agenda or real importance to our meeting. And that is why Jacon is so DOPE! Had to work Saturday, thank gawd Kyong was gone when I got there. Even got to leave almost an hour early, which for Larry is like some sort of miracle. Then got into a huge fight with Dan and had to go grocery shopping by myself, but now all is well... except that I have to go to bed because I have to work at 9am tomorrow. Ewww, icky! Oh my gawd... Mad TV's 11th season opener... a rip off of Jessica Simpson singing These boots were made for walking, but it was about rip off movies made over from TV shows, Dukes, Bewitched, Herbie and The Honeymooners. Even did the car washing at the end, but used her boobs and ass... oh man it was funny. Ah-ha ha ha! Lucky for all of you that have to work with me tomorrow, and for the rest of you, I hate you because you have the day off. Bye!

Date:	2005-10-06 12:52
Subject:	Bitches and Whores
Security:	Public
Mood:	Aaargh!
Music:	Evil Mother-in-Law sewing ugly potholders

I have nothing important or interesting to say. Life is pretty boring. I have to work 7pm-3am tonight. If anyone loves me, please come and visit. But Thursdays are usually a bit busy, so hopefully the time will go by quickly. And I have a Friday off... which in itself if a fucking miracle. Going to see Becca cheer and Travis stand on the sidelines at the Sandy football game against Barlow. Heard Barlow is like third in the state or something and Sandy is planning on getting stomped, but I promised Becca that I would see her cheer this year, and I am excited. Meeting Ra-kell after work and going out there early. Honest, I'm just glad to be getting out of the house and doing something different. And there you go. So are the days of my life. This ain't to soap opera shit, that's for sure. Well, gotta go finish my laundry before work, WOO-HOO! my life is so interesting, aren't you bitches all jealous!

Date:	2005-09-29 14:08
Subject:	Enjoy a McDonalds Shake Today!
Security:	Public
Mood:	energetic
Music:	neighbors chainsaw

Yeah buddy! Doing the shake machine with Matt at 4AM this morning was such a treat... actually it wasn't that bad... except the getting up at 4am part. Should have just stayed awake all night, but you know how whiny boys can be that have to go to bed alone! Only crappy thing is coming home smelling like spoiled milk... but at least I don't have to work today, and we have The Lion King tonight. Dan and the boys had a blast at Green Day last night, said the concert was great, sounded good, and lasted about 3 hours. Jimmy Eat World opened for them. Yeah well, that is about it... and for all you Halloween enthusiasts... Value Village has a BUNCH of stuff out, and it's pretty cheap (yes, in some cases both meanings of the word) but still... I was impressed. Oh, and listening to Narcisso and Matt pickin on each other was fun too. Matt actually made the comment that his hand is his favorite lady... I just about DIED! Word to yo muthas bitches!

Date:	2005-09-28 03:29
Subject:	Feel sorry for me...
Security:	Public
Mood:	hopefully!
Music:	soon to be Dans sleepy breathing

I just want to point out that tomorrow/today is going to BLOW! I just got off work... it is 3:29am, I have to go to sleep, wake up at 9am and go to my WW meeting by 9:45am which usually lasts until 11am... I then have to go home, shower, get dressed and go right back into work. Eeewww icky! But the good thing is that I only have to work 1-7pm... bad thing is that it is actually a crew I wouldn't mind working with longer. Plus, when I get home... nobody will be here but Mollie. Dan will be with his ex wife and two kids at a concert... somehow this just does not seem fair! Well, I better go get my sorry self into bed. Hey Ra-kell, glad to hear that you ended up at your moms tonight, hope she gave you lots of TLC.. and Jacob, I finally get to see you tomorrow... you can tell me how your weekend was... alright people it's BEDTIME!

Date:	2005-09-27 15:57
Subject:	Gawd, when did I get so old?
Security:	Public
Mood:	creative
Music:	Dan watching his cartoons

Holy crap, I'm old. Every journal entry you people write makes me feel OLD! I don't like it, luckily I like all of you. My life is so boring, and my problems are all related to money, or my mother-in-law. These are things you people don't have to think about... yes, I know that you worry about money, but not in the I have to pay rent, utilities, credit cards, school loans, groceries kinda way. ( and all at the same time) The only thing interesting happening to me in the upcoming days are: Dan is going to the Green Day concert with Tami and his kids on Wed, and Mollie, Dan and I are going to The Lion King this Thursday. (and I am excited about that) Other than that, I have to work, and tonight at 6pm because a bunch of people are sick. Yipee! Okay my friends, I love you all. Please keep me posted on the happenings in your lives, they keep me young!

Date:	2005-09-04 22:58
Subject:	A couple of words...
Security:	Public
Mood:	drunk
Music:	Are you ready for love?

I am shit faced, at my mothers house, with the love of my life, which my family loves. Having a fucking blast and just sorry that I have to work tomorrow at 11am. Wish that everyone could have this much fun, at least once!

Date:	2005-09-04 02:43
Subject:	Whoa!
Security:	Public
Mood:	mellow
Music:	Animal Crossing, Ra-kell hitting rocks!

Holy moly it's been a long time since I have updated... story of my livejournal life though. Most of the time I don't really have anything all that exciting to report. Pretty mellow and boring life. But I am going to see my Mom tomorrow... really excited about that. I miss her! She is throwing a party for a family that is moving to Idaho. The mother of the family works with my Mom and has forever. Should be fun, BBQ, kids and dogs running around, stories and too much alcohol. Might just stay out there for the night... Dan has Monday off and I don't have to work until 11. We'll see though, Mom might need the extra bedroom for the drunkards. Anyway, Rachael is over here right now, playing Animal Crossing, and Dan is asleep on the couch. Oh the excitement that ensues when you come and hang out with Stephanie, I bet all you other bitches are JEALOUS! So neener neener! Always, I have to go because I am easily distracted at the moment, and I don't really have anything to write about anyway... oh but before I go, let me agree with the point that Ra-kell made about the bastards that work with me. Larry is a cock-knock, and I wish that some of the people that work with me would enlighten Kyong to the assholishness that is Larry... too bad she just doesn't f-ing listen. How he still has a job there, or anywhere for the matter is a freakin miracle. And Matt... YOU ARE NOT HOT! or GOD GIFT TO WOMEN. Strippers are not is love with you, you dumbshit, they prey on stupid guys like you because they know you are stupid, think they like you and will give them money! That is what they do for a living dumbass, they are playing you... not the other way around you stuck up piece of SHITE! Okay, I'm done! Happy Labor Day Weekend Everyone! Love you! I'm outta here!

Date:	2005-08-18 06:08
Subject:	Slurpee's KICK ASS!
Security:	Public
Mood:	horny

I am drinking a Blueberry Slurpee! It is six in the morning. The word Slurpee has pee in it... Ewww~! I had to work 7-3am today (last night) and then I had to do the order with Ken at 4am... it only took about 1 hour and 15 minutes, but then we started bullshitting, and so I just got home about 10 minutes ago. Now I have to stay awake so that I can take Dan to work at 6:30am... but as of right now, with slurpee sugar coursing through my bloodstream... I'm thinking I might not go to sleep when I get back home. I have some errands to do... maybe I will just do them early and then sleep. I don't really know... all I do know is that right now I am a bit wired. And I really want a cigarette, which is wierd, because since I quit, I rarely crave one. I don't work for the next two days, and I can't tell you how excited I am about that. And when I do go back into work, it is only for one day, and then I have another day off... Yipee! that is another word that has pee in it... ewww! Tomorrow, I mean today, Dan and I are taking the boys school shopping... and oddly enough I am really excited about it... not really sure why. I am going to miss them, even if the do make the whole house smell like stinky teenage boy ( yes, that is an actual smell, come over and visit, I'll prove it) and even if they have cost us a rather large fortune. We did some sweet stuff though.. saw a couple new movies, and rented some too, did the Bulwinkles Family Fun thing, saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at the I-Max, went out to Vernonia for my moms softball tourny, overall, I think the boys had a pretty good time... at least with Dan and I. Cant really say the same for Mollie, who can rarely be bothered by anyone what with her oh so important day of sleeping in, watching Montel and Perry Mason, reading the paper and cutting out the crosswords for her insanely old mother, and completely ignoring the fact that her grandkids are even her. And when she does emerge from her cave like dwelling she walks out here and immediately finds something to bitch at them about... she is Insane... OH I have to go, Dan just woke up and is calling for me... I love you baby! Here I come... Bye bitches!

Date:	2005-08-16 04:38
Subject:	what the...
Security:	Public
Mood:	sleepy
Music:	Bell on cats collar gingle while scratching

Well, it;s 4:38am. I just got off work at 3am, took Dan to work at 4am and have to go back to work at 11am. Wow- aren't you all jealous! yeah right! So this basically is all I can write, because if I don't get to bed soon, I might not wake up at all, and then Kyong would really have a fit. But I have a feeling that she will call and say don't come in until 1pm... only shitty thing about that is then I have to work until 9pm... and honestly, I don't wanna. I would rather be off at 7 or 8pm so I could sit with Dan and the boys, and just veg.

Oh yeah, Mollie and the boys are outta here on Sat the 20th. Really sorry to see the boys go, they are fun and I will miss them... but not at all sad to see Mollie go, who is then going to Idaho to see family and will be gone 3 to 4 weeks. Kinda sucks for Dan getting to and from work with my insane schedule, but it is a month of FREEDOM. And when Mollie is away... we can actually have people over to the house. Woo-hoo!

Okay enough, I have to go to sleep. If anyone I know reads this before 10:30 am tomorrow, and you have my phone number, call me and make sure I am up. Love ya bitches~!

Date:	2005-08-09 21:27
Subject:	Fried Skin
Security:	Public
Mood:	jeez, am i boring or what?
Music:	What do you know, grand theft auto

Went to my moms softball tournament in Vernonia this weekend, they came in second, my mom won MVP of her division, and I got holy hella crazy sunburned. that is what happens when you put on shorts for the first time in a couple of years. Had a great time with Dan and the kids, had water fights, cheered on the team, yelled at the umpires, and had really good chinese food afterwords. Drive was nice too. And as the red slowly fades, I have some really tan arms!

Other than that, not too much is going on. Still waiting for my free digital camera from Comcast... so soon I can have and change my cool little livejournal picture like Ra-kell. Of course I have to bribe her with a good time to come over and show me the ropes. Yes, I am that not smart. i am so smart... S.M.R.T!!!

Yeah well, Larry is a fat,ugly, sweaty prick... in case anyone had forgotten.

Ra-kell, I hope that you are okay, have fun tomorrow if you are going with Becca, Drew and oh yeah, Larry! Stephanie P got tickets too.

Rebecca M. thank you so much for the message, and your beautiful song. You always make me smile. Hope all is well, I would love to stop by your work on one of my days off... maybe you can shoot me your schedule. Do you work on Thurs? Anyway, I miss you and hope you are doing well. LOVE YA!


Well bitches, I'm outta here. Peace out!

Date:	2005-08-03 22:29
Subject:	Super quick update
Security:	Public
Mood:	I smell like McDonalds
Music:	Grand Theft Auto, once again

Went to WA County with the boys last weekend, saw the Demo Durby (just like good white trash) boys loved it, spent over $120 but it was fun, and HOT! Started as a Systems Manager the 1st of Aug, lots of work. Now have national voice-mailbox anyone can call and leave a message # is 1-800-245-8560 my mailbox is #968, and only I can check it. Love you all, would love to hang out if I ever have a freakin day off, hope you are all having a good summer, if any of you want to find me... you know where I am at least 5 days of the week.

*Ohhh, Ashley came into work the other day, it was AWESOME to see her. She looked really good, and happy. So glad she is getting out of her moms house, and hope that she and her boyfriend continue to do well. Hope she won't be a stranger anymore! :)

Going to see my mom is Vernonia this Sunday, she is playing in a softball tournament, then going bowling with the boys on the way home.

That is about it, gotta go and put my check in the bank. $Woo-Hoo!$ Yeah right, I wish it was a couple hundred more $'s. :)

Love all you bitches :)

Date:	2005-07-25 14:22
Subject:	Holy $130.00
Security:	Public
Mood:	mischievous
Music:	Chris eat cereal, Jackson kicking sofa

Went into Wilsonville yesterday with Dan and the boys... we went to Bulwinkles Family Fun Center. It was awesome. Cost a shite load of money for the four of us, but it was a lot of fun. Played mini-golf, rode Go-Karts, Bumper Boats, Batting Cages, Rock Walls, Lazer Tag. The boys had a blast, the weather was awesome and we were there for about 6 hours. And hell, it has to be way better than them sitting inside the house all day, alone in the living room because Mollie is too busy sitting in her room watching Perry Mason and Montel to do anything productive, and Dan and I are at work. Wanted to take the boys out this morning to breakfast, but they didn't get up until 11, must have pooped them out yesterday. Anyway, I am just glad I don't have to work until tomorrow. Gotta run, talk at ya later... peace out~

Date:	2005-07-22 12:52
Subject:	I am so great!
Security:	Public
Mood:	Grrr! Fired Up!
Music:	Jackson playing Burnout, Happy Music in my head!

Well here it is, since attending Advanced Shift Management Class I have been promoted to Systems Manager. I will still work basically the same hours, but now (well, as of Aug 1) I don't clock in and out anymore, because I have gone salary. And I am now required to work 43 hours a week, and have lots of book work, and paper stuff to work on. I am really excited, but the boys on the other hand are more than a little pissed. Larry and Matt feel that since they have been at Mickey D's longer than me that they should have been the first to go to class... but that isn't the way that Kyong works, and any halfway intelligent person can see that. Kyong rewards that people that stay late, come in early, do extra work, and take on the whole messed up training system by themselves with no prompting from her. That is why I went to class instead of them, plus the fact that their customer service kinda leaves a lot to be desired (you all know what I mean) So anyway, when I got back to work last night at 7pm Matt was still pissed off, and then after Rachael left he went into this rant about how he was SO outta there and was going to take Larry with him. Okay Matt, there is just one thing wrong with that, after the Managers Meeting Larry sat down with Kyong and talked with her for over 30 minutes about what he has to work on and that she will allow him to go to class next year. I don't think Larry is going anywhere. And Matt has an interview at Starbucks on the 28th. Oh yeah, customer service with coffee instead of burgers with not near as much chance to move up in the ranks... yeah you will be much happier there Matt, huge change of scenery. I don't think so. And besides, your customer service still blows. And you know what? I dont feel bad for either of these bitches, because I have worked my ass off for this, with no help from anyone, and I think most people would rather work with me than them anyway. Yeah! Yeah for me! YEAH for McDonalds... screw Disneyland, Mickey D's is the happiest place on earth. (yeah right) But still, I am excited and I have the opportunity to so some great things here, and if all goes as planned, once I got to EMP class in Seattle next year, and then to Hamburger University the following year, then I am going to try and get into the training program so that I can teach newbies all the classes... that would be great. And if Matt wants to be a big bitch about it, he can go and lick a toad. Besides Kyong made a really good point yesterday... Matt rarely works a shift by himself anyway, so he would be the easiest manager to replace. When Matt works, Erika or Samuel are always there in the morning ( Matt usually doesn't come in until 11 or 12) and by then, Kyong is almost always there. So he can do the schedule ( which I have learned to do) and the shake machine (which Kyong and Chito can do) and which Matt is supposed to be training Drew on next Monday. Okay Matt, what do you got now? Not too much better. And besides, Elizabeth is being promoted to Shift Manager on the 1st od AUG too and I don't think she will have a problem pretending to run the floor like Matt does with Kyong there to help. And now that I have bitched about Matt and congratulated myself, I am going to go and take a shower. So sorry to all you crew who think Matt is so great, I think he would be better if he could be a man and just suck it up, and congratulate me ( only Erika and Samuel did at the meeting, Matt and Larry couldn't even look at me) So eat me boys, I have been nothing but nice to you and now you have turned into little whiny bitches. Boo-mutha-fuckin-hoo! yeah me!!!

Date:	2005-07-20 08:29
Subject:	Evaluate This!
Security:	Public
Mood:	anxious

Well, have to work 10-6pm today, and then I am going to Gustav's with Kyong and Ken for my formal evaluation. Eeeck! I am a little nervous, but I don't think this dinner is going to be half as bad as our managers meeting on Thursday. I am pretty sure that will be the day that Larry and Matt will being to hate me even more than they already do. Oh freakin well. If they weren't such asshole bastards I might feel bad for them, but thankfully since they aren't the greatest people I would rather throw them a big NEENER NEENER, I'm better than you are.

Well, wish me luck tonight, we'll see what comes of it...

Date:	2005-07-18 07:26
Subject:	Woo-hoo!
Security:	Public
Mood:	Eehhh!
Music:	osolating fan

I of course have nothing to write, but I don't have anything better to do at 7:26am on my day off. Dan's at work, his kids are in town, but they are asleep, and so is Mollie (the root of all evil) I have come to embrace the fact that I just don't like her, and I think she is an idiot! Left her van, unlocked with every window down last night, is it wrong that I hope someone steals it so I can tell her she's an idiot? I don't mind the boys being here, of course there is NOTHING for them to do. They only had one friend in the court and he moving last summer. And Mollie never even comes out of her room, because she has to watch Perry Mason and Gawd knows that is more important than caring if your grandkids have eaten or bathed in the last three days. Aaargh! And to make matters worse, I have to cancel my Vegas trip with Dan. He can't get the days off of work, and we just don't have the money... so I had a great idea, why don't we drive to the coast and stay there just for the weekend, just the two of us. Lounge and see the sights and window shop and eat Chowder. Then this morning he says why don't we get the brakes done instead... gee, let me think... at least one night and possibly two days without Mollie, or work... or a couple hundred dollars more put into my piece of shit car... oohhh, tough one! But Dan will win, mostly because he will whine until he does (yeah, I know I'm whining, but that is what livejournal is for, right?)

So anyway, might drive out to Hillsboro today (before I have to pick Dan up at 3:30pm) I left a Mickey D's shirt out there and I have to work for the next five days... might be needing that. And there you have it... everything I needed to bitch about today, oh and there will be more bitching if we don't get our paychecks today because I am COMPLETELY broke! Yeah, being poor ROCKS!

One final note... just a big thank you for all of you fools who have the luxury of running around all weekend while I am working graveyard, to take the time out of your busy having fun schedule to come through my drive thru, or call me from anywhere between 1 and 3am. (some people even call me while they are in the parking lot of the 7-11 located right across the parking lot for pete sake!) So to all you people, I say, I work 7pm-3am on Thursday and Friday this week! :)

Date:	2005-07-12 21:20
Subject:	Hillsboro Rocks!
Security:	Public
Mood:	excited
Music:	mumbles from the living room

Yeah that's right, I am in Hills-burrito for Mickey D's class and I am having a blast. Staying at my moms and a family friend that I haven't seen in EIGHT years is here this week visiting from California, good times all around. Plus Mui had a party Monday night, got to cook up some crazy good real Italian food with her, hang out with the girls, meet some new people, drink a little too much Tequila and have an all around great time. Today was the first day of Mickey D's class... and it was actually a lot of fun. Good people, learning a lot and thinking about how I can make my store better. I already have kick ass crew... now if I could just wrangle them together and get some good training worked out... we would be kicking even more ass... raises for everyone! (except Larry and Matt because they suck hairy hamster ass) But school is good, in store all day tomorrow... then to a party at my once upon a time best friends house and then to one of my moms softball games... I am one busy bitch... and best of all. I am getting paid and I'm not at work!!! yeah baby! Of course I miss my gang, but I don't miss Larry, Matt and not so much in the Kyong department either. I'm having fun, but I miss my baby! I had to leave him at home with his psycho ass mother, and he started a NEW JOB on Monday... he is doing really well, by the way, even if he did catch himself on fire his first day! I love you baby! I wish I could be with him to support him this week, but this class is going to push me toward bigger and better things at McDonalds and I am all for that... save up some money and get the hell out of our shitty living arrangement. But I want to end this on a good note, so here is to two more days of good learning and fun at class, to Dan's new job doing what he always wanted to do, to hanging out with my mom and friends, and not working until Friday night! Woo-hoo! Check ya later :)

Date:	2005-07-06 22:35
Subject:	Mickey D's B*tch!
Security:	Public
Mood:	tired
Music:	Fox 12 News

So tomorrow I get to go to "school" with Ken in Vancouver top learn how to make the new chicken sandwiches! Gotta love McDonalds! We'll pay people extra money, or overtime to make them take a 4 hour class on how to order, prepare and sell and effing sandwich. And I was supposed to go with Kyong, but for reasons that everyone will know after tomorrow morning... Kyong is working tomorrow and I get to go with Ken instead. To be honest, I am a little bit nervous. I don't know why, I guess it's because this is the first time that I will be spending "alone time" with Ken, outside of the store. But hey, at the rate I'm going I'm going to have a fatty next paycheck, and I'm almost done with my book and ready for class next week. Other than work, not too much is going on. Dan is looking for a job. Had one good interview and filled out a few applications, faxed a couple more today. I just hope he finds something soon, job-less Dan is not fun for me at all. He's stressed, I'm worried about money, and we fight... A LOT! Not good, but for now I would rather be snuggling on the couch with him than telling my buds about my boring life, so I'm gonna go... See ya!

Date:	2005-06-30 18:38
Subject:	Flargen-blargen
Security:	Public
Mood:	surprisingly good considering
Music:	bastard neighbor kids running around outside

Dan and I got laid off today. We just bought a $90 HP All in One Printer, Copier, Scanner... and now I have to ask Ra-kell to come over and play with it with us (once we pick it up from Lloyd Center that is) I don't have to work at McDonalds tonight (that is a BIG PLUS) and I don't have to be back to McDonalds until 6pm Friday night! (even BIGGER PLUS) Got an invite from Becca M to go play pool tonight in Gresham... and we might just go! Have to run to Dan's bro's house and a couple other places, and then we will just have to see if we can get down there... would be fun to hang out, like all them young kids are doing now. Other than that, to all of you that knew... took the test and I got the results I wanted (although not the results that Ra-kell wanted because she wanted someone new to play with, sorry Ra-kell, you can always babysit our cat!) Okay bitches, got running around to do... talk at all of you later... peace out my peeps!

Date:	2005-06-27 20:18
Subject:	I think my job...
Security:	Public
Mood:	distressed
Music:	Dan watching Fear Factor

I think my job:

A. Sucks hairy rotten gopher balls
B. Is driving me insane
C. Is work that a trained poop flinging monkey could do
D. Is shitty and I'm underpaid

All of the above, for the love of all that is holy! McDonalds is going to be the death of me, I swear it. Or if not the place itself, the crew will drive me to the looney bin. Heather is worthless, the morning crew talks so much shit it's insane, Larry doesn't do half the work I do and he still has a job there, Matt makes more money than I do, I have become Kyong's bitch and I'm not seeing too many perks for it. And I Larry had asked for 11 more days off this year than I have, and Matt has asked for 6 more, but I'm the one that gets crap when I want to have a freakin weekend without serving some asshole a double-mother-F**king-cheeseburger.

Thanks, I feel better now.

Had a fabulous day off/evening the other day with Miss Ra-kell and Becca. The best part is that we didn't even do anything but sit around, BS and laugh and it was super entertaining. Thanks girls, it was so much fun. And Ra-kell I gotta see that video of your sister doing her cheerleading feet again, now that was some funny shit. Hope you have your art work up too... have you shown it to Matt? ha ha!

Well, that is about it for me. Have to work at Korkers tomorrow, McDonalds from Noon-8pm on Wed, Thursday is my last day at Korkers, Dan's too. Then back to Mickey D's Friday 7-3am and Sat 2-10pm. Oh the joy that is my life, but I do have my car back (of course it cost me $300) and Dan's mom comes home tomorrow (groan) but now if anyone wants to find me, you know where I'll be. Love you all!

Date:	2005-06-21 13:27
Subject:	I want all of my friends to take this...
Security:	Public
Mood:	ABBI NORMAL

You Are 55% Normal (Somewhat Normal)

While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself